Robyn Moore Divorces Mel Gibson Because "He's Kind of a Douche."

When asked why she decided to divorce Mel Gibson, Robyn Moore stated, "I don't know if you guys noticed, but he's kind of a douche." Robyn Moore could end up with half of Gibson's estate, which is estimated in the billions, but according to Moore, this isn't the triggering reason for the divorce. "I thought his whole bible-thumping hatred of Jews was a joke. Seriously, I was laughing when he told me he was going to make a movie demonizing Jews as "Christ-killers." Then, The Passion of the Christ came out and I was like, whaaa?" Moore stated. Gibson is distraught over the divorce and is asking for privacy as the divorce proceedings commence. Gibson then yelled out an anti-Semitic slur and grabbed his package.

Summer Glau Kinda Looks Like Sigourney Weaver and Christina Ricci's Love Child

Sources close to Summer Glau came to a consensus that she looks like Sigourney Weaver and Christina Ricci. "We were like, standing at a water cooler talking about it and we were trying to figure out who she reminded us of," Paul Thomkins, Glau's make-up artist stated, "Someone said she looked like Teila Tequila, and we almost went with that, but we just didn't feel right reducing Summer to an STD-infested whore." Glau was unavailable to comment as she locked herself in a closet crying over The Sara Chronicles show being cancelled.