Publicists from both Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga's camps confirmed that they are in fact the same person. Fans reported feeling shocked and confused at the announcement. Neither camp revealed the true identity of the woman, but just stated, "Everybody should just chill out. Jesus." One observer, Mike Flannery, says he doesn't really care either way, "I mean, they both make equally crappy music. I'm not exactly shocked, nor do I care." Mike then went back to his apartment, blasted some Elliot Smith, and marinated in the juices of his annoying musical elitism.
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